Why does Santa have trouble spelling?
He thinks the alphabet has Noel.
Santa Claus jokes - Page 2
Which of Santa's reindeer are dinosaurs afraid of?
Comet.
Comet.
Where does Santa cash his checks?
At the snow bank.
At the snow bank.
How does Santa take pictures?
With his Pole-aroid camera.
With his Pole-aroid camera.
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as she looked up at the sky?
"Looks like rain, dear.”
"Looks like rain, dear.”
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
North Polish.
How did Santa respond when Mrs. Claus told him he forgot something from the store?
"But I checked the shopping list twice!”
"But I checked the shopping list twice!”
Who automatically gets added to the naughty list?
A rebel without a clause.
A rebel without a clause.
How do Santa’s clothes stay so clean?
He washes them with (Yule)Tide.
He washes them with (Yule)Tide.
How much did Santa's sleigh cost?
It was on the house.
It was on the house.
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