Which of Santa's reindeer are dinosaurs afraid of?
Comet.
Which of Santa's reindeer are dinosaurs
More jokes on Santa Claus jokes
Why is Santa scared of chimneys?
Because he's claus-trophobic.
Because he's claus-trophobic.
How you can tell that Santa is real?
You can always sense his presents.
You can always sense his presents.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
North Polish.
Why did Mrs. Claus get mad at Santa?
Because her husband was a flake.
Because her husband was a flake.
What's Santa's favorite type of music?
Wrap.
Wrap.
Why is Santa so good at karate?
He has a black belt.
He has a black belt.
Why does Santa go through the chimney?
Because it soots him.
Because it soots him.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus.
A rebel without a Claus.
How does Santa take pictures?
With his Pole-aroid camera.
With his Pole-aroid camera.
What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A "Holly" Davidson.
A "Holly" Davidson.
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