What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t
More jokes on Santa Claus jokes
How does Santa take pictures?
With his Pole-aroid camera.
With his Pole-aroid camera.
What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A "Holly" Davidson.
A "Holly" Davidson.
Why was Santa's little helper so sad?
He had low elf-esteem.
He had low elf-esteem.
Who is Santa's least favorite reindeer?
Rude-olph.
Rude-olph.
Why did Santa go to the liquor store?
He was looking for holiday spirits.
He was looking for holiday spirits.
What do you call Santa's little helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
Subordinate Clauses.
Why don't you ever see Santa Claus in the hospital?
Because he has private elf care.
Because he has private elf care.
How does Santa take care of sick people?
He nurses them back to elf.
He nurses them back to elf.
How did Santa's little helper stop eating cookies?
He used elf control.
He used elf control.
What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Frosted Flakes.
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