Who is Santa's least favorite reindeer?
Rude-olph.
Who is Santa's least favorite reindeer?
More jokes on Santa Claus jokes
Why did Santa go to the liquor store?
He was looking for holiday spirits.
He was looking for holiday spirits.
What do you call Santa's little helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
Subordinate Clauses.
Why don't you ever see Santa Claus in the hospital?
Because he has private elf care.
Because he has private elf care.
How does Santa take care of sick people?
He nurses them back to elf.
He nurses them back to elf.
How did Santa's little helper stop eating cookies?
He used elf control.
He used elf control.
What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Frosted Flakes.
What do you call Santa when he's wearing ear muffs?
Anything, he can't hear you.
Anything, he can't hear you.
Where does Santa cash his checks?
At the snow bank.
At the snow bank.
What's Santa's favorite candy?
Jolly Ranchers.
Jolly Ranchers.
What's red and green and flies?
A sleigh-sick Santa.
A sleigh-sick Santa.
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