What's red and green and flies?
A sleigh-sick Santa.
What's red and green and flies? A
More jokes on Santa Claus jokes
Who delivers Christmas presents to cats and dogs?
Santa Paws.
Santa Paws.
What's big and jolly and says, "Oh, oh, oh"?
Santa Claus walking backwards.
Santa Claus walking backwards.
Why does Santa have trouble spelling?
He thinks the alphabet has Noel.
He thinks the alphabet has Noel.
What did Santa name his pet frog?
Mistletoad.
Mistletoad.
Where does Santa stay on vacation?
At a ho-ho-hotel.
At a ho-ho-hotel.
How does Santa get his sleigh to fly?
I have no eye deer.
I have no eye deer.
What's Santa's favorite potato chip?
Kringles.
Kringles.
What you get when you cross a duck with Santa?
A Christmas quacker.
A Christmas quacker.
What do you call a cat who works for Santa?
Santa Claws.
Santa Claws.
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