How does Santa take care of sick people?
He nurses them back to elf.
How does Santa take care of sick
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How did Santa's little helper stop eating cookies?
He used elf control.
He used elf control.
What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Frosted Flakes.
What do you call Santa when he's wearing ear muffs?
Anything, he can't hear you.
Anything, he can't hear you.
Where does Santa cash his checks?
At the snow bank.
At the snow bank.
What's Santa's favorite candy?
Jolly Ranchers.
Jolly Ranchers.
What's red and green and flies?
A sleigh-sick Santa.
A sleigh-sick Santa.
Who delivers Christmas presents to cats and dogs?
Santa Paws.
Santa Paws.
What's big and jolly and says, "Oh, oh, oh"?
Santa Claus walking backwards.
Santa Claus walking backwards.
Why does Santa have trouble spelling?
He thinks the alphabet has Noel.
He thinks the alphabet has Noel.
What did Santa name his pet frog?
Mistletoad.
Mistletoad.
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