What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What does Santa eat for breakfast?
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What do you call Santa when he's wearing ear muffs?
Anything, he can't hear you.
Anything, he can't hear you.
Where does Santa cash his checks?
At the snow bank.
At the snow bank.
What's Santa's favorite candy?
Jolly Ranchers.
Jolly Ranchers.
What's red and green and flies?
A sleigh-sick Santa.
A sleigh-sick Santa.
Who delivers Christmas presents to cats and dogs?
Santa Paws.
Santa Paws.
What's big and jolly and says, "Oh, oh, oh"?
Santa Claus walking backwards.
Santa Claus walking backwards.
Why does Santa have trouble spelling?
He thinks the alphabet has Noel.
He thinks the alphabet has Noel.
What did Santa name his pet frog?
Mistletoad.
Mistletoad.
Where does Santa stay on vacation?
At a ho-ho-hotel.
At a ho-ho-hotel.
How does Santa get his sleigh to fly?
I have no eye deer.
I have no eye deer.
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