Why did Mrs. Claus get mad at Santa?
Because her husband was a flake.
Why did Mrs. Claus get mad at Santa?
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What's Santa's favorite type of music?
Wrap.
Wrap.
Why is Santa so good at karate?
He has a black belt.
He has a black belt.
Why does Santa go through the chimney?
Because it soots him.
Because it soots him.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus.
A rebel without a Claus.
How does Santa take pictures?
With his Pole-aroid camera.
With his Pole-aroid camera.
What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A "Holly" Davidson.
A "Holly" Davidson.
Why was Santa's little helper so sad?
He had low elf-esteem.
He had low elf-esteem.
Who is Santa's least favorite reindeer?
Rude-olph.
Rude-olph.
Why did Santa go to the liquor store?
He was looking for holiday spirits.
He was looking for holiday spirits.
What do you call Santa's little helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
Subordinate Clauses.
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