What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
More jokes on Santa Claus jokes
Why did Mrs. Claus get mad at Santa?
Because her husband was a flake.
Because her husband was a flake.
What's Santa's favorite type of music?
Wrap.
Wrap.
Why is Santa so good at karate?
He has a black belt.
He has a black belt.
Why does Santa go through the chimney?
Because it soots him.
Because it soots him.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus.
A rebel without a Claus.
How does Santa take pictures?
With his Pole-aroid camera.
With his Pole-aroid camera.
What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A "Holly" Davidson.
A "Holly" Davidson.
Why was Santa's little helper so sad?
He had low elf-esteem.
He had low elf-esteem.
Who is Santa's least favorite reindeer?
Rude-olph.
Rude-olph.
Why did Santa go to the liquor store?
He was looking for holiday spirits.
He was looking for holiday spirits.
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