What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as she looked up at the sky?
"Looks like rain, dear.”
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as she
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How do Santa’s clothes stay so clean?
He washes them with (Yule)Tide.
He washes them with (Yule)Tide.
How much did Santa's sleigh cost?
It was on the house.
It was on the house.
Which of Santa's reindeer are dinosaurs afraid of?
Comet.
Comet.
Why is Santa scared of chimneys?
Because he's claus-trophobic.
Because he's claus-trophobic.
How you can tell that Santa is real?
You can always sense his presents.
You can always sense his presents.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
North Polish.
Why did Mrs. Claus get mad at Santa?
Because her husband was a flake.
Because her husband was a flake.
What's Santa's favorite type of music?
Wrap.
Wrap.
Why is Santa so good at karate?
He has a black belt.
He has a black belt.
Why does Santa go through the chimney?
Because it soots him.
Because it soots him.
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