The lawyer was having difficulty
The lawyer was having difficulty reading the small print on some legal docs, so his doctor prescribed some contract lenses.
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What is the difference between speed humps and lawyers?
People slow down in their car when approaching speed humps.
People slow down in their car when approaching speed humps.
Why did the law student not win his case?
He had no conviction.
He had no conviction.
Why wasn't the convicted law student able to go back to his apartment?
Because he didn't get re-leased.
Because he didn't get re-leased.
What do poets always keep in their car to avoid paying legal fees to a lawyer?
A poetic license.
A poetic license.
How did the lawyer know that the knight wasn't the culprit?
He had an iron-clad alibi!
He had an iron-clad alibi!
How did the lawyer help his friend settle the stolen coffee case?
He was a barista.
He was a barista.
A lawyer got her last name changed to Demenor, so now everyone in the law office calls her Miss Demenor.
My wife's parents ran away from the cops after having a hefty argument. They're now my out-laws.
For lunch, the lawyer worked on Cole's law.
Clowns are most commonly jailed for manslaughter.