Why wasn't the convicted law student able to go back to his apartment?
Because he didn't get re-leased.
Why wasn't the convicted law student
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What do poets always keep in their car to avoid paying legal fees to a lawyer?
A poetic license.
A poetic license.
How did the lawyer know that the knight wasn't the culprit?
He had an iron-clad alibi!
He had an iron-clad alibi!
How did the lawyer help his friend settle the stolen coffee case?
He was a barista.
He was a barista.
A lawyer got her last name changed to Demenor, so now everyone in the law office calls her Miss Demenor.
My wife's parents ran away from the cops after having a hefty argument. They're now my out-laws.
For lunch, the lawyer worked on Cole's law.
Clowns are most commonly jailed for manslaughter.