The judge charged the attorney who
The judge charged the attorney who killed her yoga instructor with pre-meditated murder.
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A man walked into the local Chamber of Commerce of a small town, obviously desperate. Seeing a man at the counter, the stranger asks, "Is there a criminal attorney in town?” To which the man behind the counter immediately quipped, "Yeah, but we can’t prove it yet!”
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.
The lawyer charges more.
When an attorney gets married, they don’t say, "I do.” They say, "I accept the terms and conditions."
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Professional courtesy.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take to keep a lawyer away?
Do you know how copper wire was invented?
Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them, but you never see them.
You always hear about them, but you never see them.
Where do vampires learn to suck blood?
Law school.
Law school.
What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer?
All the information you need, but you can’t understand a word of it.
All the information you need, but you can’t understand a word of it.
Me, as a lawyer: "BUT, your honor, I Googled it twice."
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