What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them, but you never see them.
What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in
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Where do vampires learn to suck blood?
Law school.
Law school.
What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer?
All the information you need, but you can’t understand a word of it.
All the information you need, but you can’t understand a word of it.
Me, as a lawyer: "BUT, your honor, I Googled it twice."
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer, and an old drunk were walking along when they simultaneously spotted a hundred-dollar bill laying in the street. Who gets it? The old drunk, of course — the other three are mythological creatures.
How do you get a group of personal injury lawyers to smile for a picture?
Just say, "Fees!”
Just say, "Fees!”
What do you call a lawyer who doesn’t chase ambulances?
Retired.
Retired.
What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A Doberman Pinscher.
A Doberman Pinscher.
There are two kinds of lawyers, those who know the law and those who know the judge.
The semicolon who committed the neighborhood robberies was administered two consecutive sentences by the lawyer.
The golden retriever didn't make any money at his first law firm. He only worked on pro-bone-o cases.
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