Where do vampires learn to suck blood?
Law school.
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What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer?
All the information you need, but you can’t understand a word of it.
All the information you need, but you can’t understand a word of it.
Me, as a lawyer: "BUT, your honor, I Googled it twice."
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer, and an old drunk were walking along when they simultaneously spotted a hundred-dollar bill laying in the street. Who gets it? The old drunk, of course — the other three are mythological creatures.
How do you get a group of personal injury lawyers to smile for a picture?
Just say, "Fees!”
Just say, "Fees!”
What do you call a lawyer who doesn’t chase ambulances?
Retired.
Retired.
What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A Doberman Pinscher.
A Doberman Pinscher.
There are two kinds of lawyers, those who know the law and those who know the judge.
The semicolon who committed the neighborhood robberies was administered two consecutive sentences by the lawyer.
The golden retriever didn't make any money at his first law firm. He only worked on pro-bone-o cases.
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mummy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said. 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
"Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said. 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
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