Superfine.
This might sound cheesy…
Superfine. This might sound cheesy…
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Frightened, he asked me what happened. I told him, "Don’t worry; I gave my heart to you. That’s why it’s missing.”
I wish life had a pause button.
I wish life had a pause button.
Hamsters run on wheels all day.
I run after you.
I run after you.
Who knew I would be an organ donor so early in life?
I already gave my heart to you.
I already gave my heart to you.
I think I am going to need knee surgery.
Every day I am with you, I fall for you all over again.
Every day I am with you, I fall for you all over again.
Your parents must think I am a drunk.
The truth is, I am just intoxicated by you.
The truth is, I am just intoxicated by you.
I tried rearranging the alphabet…
But, for some reason, "U” and "I” would never separate.
But, for some reason, "U” and "I” would never separate.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk.
How dairy.
How dairy.
Feel my shirt.
It’s boyfriend material.
It’s boyfriend material.
Your boyfriend doesn’t get your fruit puns?
You got to let that mango.
You got to let that mango.
I’m not buying this sweater.
It’s made of ex-boyfriend material.
It’s made of ex-boyfriend material.
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