My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk.
How dairy.
My boyfriend came over today and stole
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Feel my shirt.
It’s boyfriend material.
It’s boyfriend material.
Your boyfriend doesn’t get your fruit puns?
You got to let that mango.
You got to let that mango.
I’m not buying this sweater.
It’s made of ex-boyfriend material.
It’s made of ex-boyfriend material.
My boyfriend just broke up with me over video games…
What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Boyfriend: "Oh my god, it smells like upsexy in here!”
Girlfriend: "What’s up sexy?” Boyfriend: "Oh nothing much, you?”
Girlfriend: "What’s up sexy?” Boyfriend: "Oh nothing much, you?”
Boyfriend: "Do you want a kiss?”
Girlfriend: "No.” Boyfriend: "Do you remember what I just said?” Girlfriend: "Do you want a kiss?” Boyfriend: "OK, if you insist.”
Girlfriend: "No.” Boyfriend: "Do you remember what I just said?” Girlfriend: "Do you want a kiss?” Boyfriend: "OK, if you insist.”
What did the butcher say to his girlfriend on their first date?
"Nice to meat you.”
"Nice to meat you.”
How does a boyfriend show he’s planning for the future?
He buys an extra case of beer.
He buys an extra case of beer.
Girl: "Would you like to be the sun in my life?”
Ex-Boyfriend: "Oh, wow. Um, yeah!” Girl: "Good. Then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.”
Ex-Boyfriend: "Oh, wow. Um, yeah!” Girl: "Good. Then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.”
Girlfriend: "I dreamed I saw you in a jewelry store and you were buying me a diamond ring.”
Boyfriend: "I had the same dream, and I saw your dad paying the bill.”
Boyfriend: "I had the same dream, and I saw your dad paying the bill.”
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