I think I am going to need knee surgery.
Every day I am with you, I fall for you all over again.
I think I am going to need knee
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Your parents must think I am a drunk.
The truth is, I am just intoxicated by you.
The truth is, I am just intoxicated by you.
I tried rearranging the alphabet…
But, for some reason, "U” and "I” would never separate.
But, for some reason, "U” and "I” would never separate.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk.
How dairy.
How dairy.
Feel my shirt.
It’s boyfriend material.
It’s boyfriend material.
Your boyfriend doesn’t get your fruit puns?
You got to let that mango.
You got to let that mango.
I’m not buying this sweater.
It’s made of ex-boyfriend material.
It’s made of ex-boyfriend material.
My boyfriend just broke up with me over video games…
What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Boyfriend: "Oh my god, it smells like upsexy in here!”
Girlfriend: "What’s up sexy?” Boyfriend: "Oh nothing much, you?”
Girlfriend: "What’s up sexy?” Boyfriend: "Oh nothing much, you?”
Boyfriend: "Do you want a kiss?”
Girlfriend: "No.” Boyfriend: "Do you remember what I just said?” Girlfriend: "Do you want a kiss?” Boyfriend: "OK, if you insist.”
Girlfriend: "No.” Boyfriend: "Do you remember what I just said?” Girlfriend: "Do you want a kiss?” Boyfriend: "OK, if you insist.”
What did the butcher say to his girlfriend on their first date?
"Nice to meat you.”
"Nice to meat you.”
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