How are a dollar and the moon similar?
They both have four quarters.
Math jokes - Page 4
Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graph paper?
They must be plotting something!
They must be plotting something!
Why do teenagers travel in groups of threes and fives?
Because they can’t even.
Because they can’t even.
Why did two fours skip lunch?
Because they already eight.
Because they already eight.
Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
Its parents wouldn’t cosine.
Its parents wouldn’t cosine.
Who invented the Round Table?
Sir Cumference.
Sir Cumference.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven, eight, nine!
Because seven, eight, nine!
Why did seven eat nine?
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?
A tangent. (A tan gent.)
A tangent. (A tan gent.)
What do you call a crushed angle?
A Rectangle (wrecked angle).
A Rectangle (wrecked angle).
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