Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven, eight, nine!
Why was six afraid of seven? Because
More jokes on Math jokes
Why did seven eat nine?
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
What did one math book say to the other?
Don’t bother me! I’ve got my own problems.
Don’t bother me! I’ve got my own problems.
Why was math class so long?
The teacher kept going off on a tangent.
The teacher kept going off on a tangent.
What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?
A tangent. (A tan gent.)
A tangent. (A tan gent.)
What do you call a crushed angle?
A Rectangle (wrecked angle).
A Rectangle (wrecked angle).
Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor?
The teacher told him not to use tables.
The teacher told him not to use tables.
Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.
Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.
What’s the best way to flirt with a math teacher?
Use acute angle.
Use acute angle.
A farmer counted 397 cows in his field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 400.
But when he rounded them up, he had 400.
What do you get when you cross geometry with McDonald's?
A plane cheeseburger.
A plane cheeseburger.
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