What do you call a number that can't keep still?
A roamin' numeral!
Math jokes - Page 3
Why do plants hate math?
Because it gives them square roots.
Because it gives them square roots.
Why won't Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?
It's too cubed.
It's too cubed.
Where do math teachers go on vacation?
To Times Square!
To Times Square!
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
You can always count on me.
I met a math teacher who had 12 children.
She really knows how to multiply!
She really knows how to multiply!
You should never start a conversation with Pi.
It’ll just go on forever.
It’ll just go on forever.
Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
Because they’ll never meet.
Because they’ll never meet.
Why was the fraction worried about marrying the decimal?
Because he would have to convert.
Because he would have to convert.
What’s a math teacher’s favorite season?
SUM-mer.
SUM-mer.
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