Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
Because they’ll never meet.
Why is it sad that parallel lines have
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What is a bird’s favorite type of math?
OWL-gebra.
OWL-gebra.
Why was the fraction worried about marrying the decimal?
Because he would have to convert.
Because he would have to convert.
You know what seems odd to me?
Numbers that can’t be divided by two.
Numbers that can’t be divided by two.
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
Nice belt!
Which king loved fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
Henry the 1/8.
What’s a math teacher’s favorite season?
SUM-mer.
SUM-mer.
How are a dollar and the moon similar?
They both have four quarters.
They both have four quarters.
Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graph paper?
They must be plotting something!
They must be plotting something!
Why do teenagers travel in groups of threes and fives?
Because they can’t even.
Because they can’t even.
What did the triangle say when he got mad at the circle?
You’re pointless!
You’re pointless!
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