What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
What did the zero say to the
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Which king loved fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
Henry the 1/8.
What’s a math teacher’s favorite season?
SUM-mer.
SUM-mer.
How are a dollar and the moon similar?
They both have four quarters.
They both have four quarters.
Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graph paper?
They must be plotting something!
They must be plotting something!
Why do teenagers travel in groups of threes and fives?
Because they can’t even.
Because they can’t even.
What did the triangle say when he got mad at the circle?
You’re pointless!
You’re pointless!
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator…
But only a fraction would understand.
But only a fraction would understand.
What do you call a number that can't keep still?
A roamin' numeral!
A roamin' numeral!
Why did two fours skip lunch?
Because they already eight.
Because they already eight.
Why did the student get upset when her teacher called her average?
It was a "mean” thing to say!
It was a "mean” thing to say!
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