What did the triangle say when he got mad at the circle?
You’re pointless!
What did the triangle say when he got
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator…
But only a fraction would understand.
But only a fraction would understand.
What do you call a number that can't keep still?
A roamin' numeral!
A roamin' numeral!
Why did two fours skip lunch?
Because they already eight.
Because they already eight.
Why did the student get upset when her teacher called her average?
It was a "mean” thing to say!
It was a "mean” thing to say!
Why is an obtuse triangle always so frustrated?
Because it’s never right.
Because it’s never right.
Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
Its parents wouldn’t cosine.
Its parents wouldn’t cosine.
How do you make seven an even number?
Just remove the "s!"
Just remove the "s!"
Who invented the Round Table?
Sir Cumference.
Sir Cumference.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven, eight, nine!
Because seven, eight, nine!
Why did seven eat nine?
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
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