Why is an obtuse triangle always so frustrated?
Because it’s never right.
Why is an obtuse triangle always so
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Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
Its parents wouldn’t cosine.
Its parents wouldn’t cosine.
How do you make seven an even number?
Just remove the "s!"
Just remove the "s!"
Who invented the Round Table?
Sir Cumference.
Sir Cumference.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven, eight, nine!
Because seven, eight, nine!
Why did seven eat nine?
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
What did one math book say to the other?
Don’t bother me! I’ve got my own problems.
Don’t bother me! I’ve got my own problems.
Why was math class so long?
The teacher kept going off on a tangent.
The teacher kept going off on a tangent.
What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?
A tangent. (A tan gent.)
A tangent. (A tan gent.)
What do you call a crushed angle?
A Rectangle (wrecked angle).
A Rectangle (wrecked angle).
Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor?
The teacher told him not to use tables.
The teacher told him not to use tables.
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