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Dad Jokes

What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

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"My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."

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"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"

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"What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites."

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"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."

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"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims."

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"I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."

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"What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory."

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"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"

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"I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."

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