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"I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind."
"My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line."
"Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!"
"I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."
"This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in."
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
"Where do boats go when they're sick?" "To the boat doc."
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
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