Yo momma's so fat, she wore a black
Yo momma's so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill!"
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Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.
Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.
Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed on Target.
Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."
Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said, "One person at a time please."
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