Yo momma's so ugly, the government
Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
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Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."
Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said, "One person at a time please."
Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.
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