Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said, "One person at a time please."
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Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.
Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.
Yo momma's so fat, when she farted, she launched herself into orbit.
Yo momma is so black, she got marked absent at night school.
Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.
Yo mamma so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs."
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