Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the
Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she farted, she launched herself into orbit.
Yo momma is so black, she got marked absent at night school.
Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.
Yo mamma so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs."
Yo mama's so poor that ducks throw bread at her.
Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.
Yo momma is so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.
Yo momma is so ugly she made my happy meal cry
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