Yo momma's so smelly, that when she
Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.
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Yo mama's so poor that ducks throw bread at her.
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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.
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Yo mamma so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven .
Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."
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