Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.
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Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo momma's so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill!"
Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.
Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.
Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed on Target.
Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."