Yo mamma so stupid she put two M&M's in
Yo mamma so stupid she put two M&M's in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem.
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Yo mama is so fat on Halloween she threw on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.
Yo momma so dumb, she tried to surf the microwave
Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.
Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.
Your momma so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror.
Yo mama so fat when stepped on a scale she said, "How does it know my credit card number?"
Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
Yo momma is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.
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