Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
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Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.
Yo mamma is so stupid, she stopped her car at a stop sign and she's still waiting for it to turn green.
Yo momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.
Yo momma so dumb that when she was locked in a grocery store she starved!
Yo mama so dark when I clicked on her profile pic, I thought my phone died.
Yo momma is so ugly that when the Kool-Aid man broke through her wall he said, "Oh noooo!"
Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, "Tic Tac."
Your mom is so stupid I told her spring was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.
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