Your mom is so stupid I told her spring
Your mom is so stupid I told her spring was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.
Yo mama is so fat when she took her dress to the dry cleaners they said, "Sorry, we don’t do curtains."
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says, "Please step out of the car."
Yo mamma's so ugly, when her house was being robbed, the mugger took off his mask and made her wear it.
Yo momma's so fat, when she uses the keyboard she presses every key at once!
Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!
Yo momma's so stupid, she steals samples from stores!
Yo momma so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already worldwide.
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