Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw
Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.
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Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.
Your momma so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror.
Yo mama so fat when stepped on a scale she said, "How does it know my credit card number?"
Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
Yo momma is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.
Yo mamma is so stupid, she stopped her car at a stop sign and she's still waiting for it to turn green.
Yo momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.
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