Why was the cat so small?
Because it
Why was the cat so small?
Because it only ate condensed milk!
More jokes on Cat jokes
Did you hear about the cat that climbed the Himalayas?
She was a sher-paw.
Who was the most powerful cat in China?
Chairman Miaow.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cat! Cat who?
"Cat me outside, how bout dat?!”
What is smarter than a talking cat?
A spelling bee!
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool?
The "whisker”.
What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A peeping tom.
Why was the cat so agitated?
He was in a bad mewd.
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse!
What’s a cat’s favorite button on the TV remote?
Paws.
Why did the cat get pulled over by the police?
Because it littered.
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