What’s a cat’s favorite button on the TV remote?
Paws.
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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What’ll you have?” The cat says, "A shot of whiskey.” The bartender pours the cat his drink. Slowly, the cat pushes the shot off the bar…immediately demanding, "ANOTHER!!”
A man walks into a bar with a cat and dog. They all sit down and the bartender says "What can I get you?” The dog looks squarely at the bartender and says I’ll take a Vodka, the guy will take a water, and the cat will take a Scotch.” The bartender, in shocks, says to the dog, "This is AMAZING! You’re a dog that can talk…” The guy looks at the bartender, and says, "Don’t be fooled, the cat is a ventriloquist.”
Two cats are trying to cross a river. One’s name is Onetwothree and the others’ name is Undeuxtrois. Why was Onetwothree the only one to make it across?
Because Undeuxtrois got carried away.
Because Undeuxtrois got carried away.
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