A man walks into a bar with a cat and
A man walks into a bar with a cat and dog. They all sit down and the bartender says "What can I get you?” The dog looks squarely at the bartender and says I’ll take a Vodka, the guy will take a water, and the cat will take a Scotch.” The bartender, in shocks, says to the dog, "This is AMAZING! You’re a dog that can talk…” The guy looks at the bartender, and says, "Don’t be fooled, the cat is a ventriloquist.”
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Two cats are trying to cross a river. One’s name is Onetwothree and the others’ name is Undeuxtrois. Why was Onetwothree the only one to make it across?
Because Undeuxtrois got carried away.
Because Undeuxtrois got carried away.
I have a pencil once owned by Shakespeare…
Thanks to the cat it’s so chewed up I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.
Thanks to the cat it’s so chewed up I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.
I saw a neighbor talking to her cat today, it was hilarious that she thought her cat could understand her.
I went home and told my dog.
I went home and told my dog.
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