Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cat! Cat
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cat! Cat who?
"Cat me outside, how bout dat?!”
More jokes on Cat jokes
What is smarter than a talking cat?
A spelling bee!
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool?
The "whisker”.
What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A peeping tom.
Why was the cat so agitated?
He was in a bad mewd.
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse!
What’s a cat’s favorite button on the TV remote?
Paws.
Why did the cat get pulled over by the police?
Because it littered.
Did you hear about the cat who drank five bowls of water?
He set a new lap record.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Frostbite!
Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
The retail store!
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