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Why did the teenage cat call her parents when she found an apartment she liked?

She needed them to (cali)co-sign her lease.

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What does a choir of cats like to sing?

"Do-Re-Mew."

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Before going after a mouse, what did the dad cat say to his family?

"Let us prey."

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What did the kitten have at their birthday party?

A pounce house.

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What do you call it when a cat is super-stylish?

Haute cat-ture.

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Why did the kitty get an "A" on their English assignment?

They properly used an independent claws.

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When a cat doesn't want to say goodbye, what do they say instead?

"See ya litter!"

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Why don't you want to play Monopoly with a cat?

They tend to be cheetahs.

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What title does a cat go by in the kitchen?

The Whisker.

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What was the kitten bowling league called?

Alley Cats.

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Why is it hard to trust cats?

They have many tall tails.

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