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Why did the teenage cat call her parents when she found an apartment she liked?
She needed them to (cali)co-sign her lease.
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What does a choir of cats like to sing?
"Do-Re-Mew."
Before going after a mouse, what did the dad cat say to his family?
"Let us prey."
What did the kitten have at their birthday party?
A pounce house.
What do you call it when a cat is super-stylish?
Haute cat-ture.
Why did the kitty get an "A" on their English assignment?
They properly used an independent claws.
When a cat doesn't want to say goodbye, what do they say instead?
"See ya litter!"
Why don't you want to play Monopoly with a cat?
They tend to be cheetahs.
What title does a cat go by in the kitchen?
The Whisker.
What was the kitten bowling league called?
Alley Cats.
Why is it hard to trust cats?
They have many tall tails.