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Why don't you want to play Monopoly

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Why don't you want to play Monopoly with a cat?

They tend to be cheetahs.

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What title does a cat go by in the kitchen?

The Whisker.

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What was the kitten bowling league called?

Alley Cats.

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Why is it hard to trust cats?

They have many tall tails.

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What did the cats do when they realized they had a bad plan?

They decided to (cat)nip it in the bud.

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Before a cat fight, what is usually said?

"Hold my purrse."

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What do cats quote from the movie Bridesmaids?

"Help me, I'm paw!"

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What do cats look for in a significant other?

A great purrsonality.

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What do you call a cat who became a doctor?

A first-aid kitten.

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What did the mom cat say about her intuition?

"I just had a strong feline."

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Why was the teenage cat sent to his room?

He was in a bad meowd.

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