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What did the kitten have at their birthday party?

A pounce house.

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What do you call it when a cat is super-stylish?

Haute cat-ture.

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Why did the kitty get an "A" on their English assignment?

They properly used an independent claws.

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When a cat doesn't want to say goodbye, what do they say instead?

"See ya litter!"

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Why don't you want to play Monopoly with a cat?

They tend to be cheetahs.

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What title does a cat go by in the kitchen?

The Whisker.

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What was the kitten bowling league called?

Alley Cats.

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Why is it hard to trust cats?

They have many tall tails.

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What did the cats do when they realized they had a bad plan?

They decided to (cat)nip it in the bud.

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Before a cat fight, what is usually said?

"Hold my purrse."

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What do cats quote from the movie Bridesmaids?

"Help me, I'm paw!"

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