What sports do cats play?
Hairball.
What sports do cats play? Hairball.
More jokes on Cat jokes
How many cats can you put into an empty box?
Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.
Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.
A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a Siberian Lynx in the front seat. "What are you doing with that Siberian Lynx?” He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo.” The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the cat again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that cat to the zoo!” The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!”
Did you hear about the passenger who had to be escorted off the airplane?
She let the cat out of the bag.
She let the cat out of the bag.
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
"Let us prey.”
"Let us prey.”
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