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What song does a cat like best? Three

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What song does a cat like best?

Three Blind Mice.

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Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

To the mew-seum.

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A first-aid kit.

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Because they have nine lives.

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What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

"Me-ow.”

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What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?

One is a cat copy; the other is a copy cat.

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A fur ball.

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What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?

A cat-alogue.

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What cat likes living in water?

An octo-puss.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to school?

His heart wasn’t in it.

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