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How does a vampire start a letter?
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What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
I scream.
What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
Prank-enstein.
What kind of music do mummies love?
Wrap music.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
What does a witch use to do her hair?
Scarespray.
What room does a ghost not need?
A living room.
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A blood hound.
What is a ghost’s nose full of?
Boo-gers.
What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet.
Are black cats bad luck?
Sure, if you’re a mouse.