What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?
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What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?
A cat-alogue.
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What cat likes living in water?
An octo-puss.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to school?
His heart wasn’t in it.
How does a vampire start a letter?
Tomb it may concern…
What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
I scream.
What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
Prank-enstein.
What kind of music do mummies love?
Wrap music.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
What does a witch use to do her hair?
Scarespray.
What room does a ghost not need?
A living room.
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A blood hound.