What instrument does a skeleton
What instrument does a skeleton play?
The trom-bone.
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Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Day-scare centers.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with.
What candy do you eat on the playground?
Recess pieces.
How do ghosts wash their hair?
With sham-boo.
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling.
What’s big, scary and has three wheels?
A monster on a tricycle.
Why don’t vampires have more friends?
Because they are a pain in the neck.
What position does a ghost play in hockey?
Ghoulie
What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?
A sand-witch.
What do you give a vampire when he’s sick?
Coffin drops.
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