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What candy do you eat on the playground?
Recess pieces.
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How do ghosts wash their hair?
With sham-boo.
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling.
What’s big, scary and has three wheels?
A monster on a tricycle.
Why don’t vampires have more friends?
Because they are a pain in the neck.
What position does a ghost play in hockey?
Ghoulie
What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?
A sand-witch.
What do you give a vampire when he’s sick?
Coffin drops.
What kinds of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo-jeans.
Who isn’t hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey—he’s already stuffed.
Can a turkey jump higher than Mount Everest?
Yes, because a building can’t jump at all.